jew

jew
1. (jew) (11192↑, 4566↓)
1. Someone who practices Judaism. 2. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.

1. Kyle from southpark is a Jew 2. You jewish bastard, lend me a cig\!\!

2. (Jew) (8748↑, 3995↓)
A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).

The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.

Author: sdhgdhdtjhdfjnmfdyjfry http://jew.urbanup.com/2105143
3. (Jew) (6546↑, 4335↓)
A person of the jewish faith.
4. (jew) (4802↑, 3511↓)
Let's Clear up some of the Misconceptions in these postings. A Jew is a person who's mother is Jewish. (Some streams of Judaism argue that Jewish patrimony can be acquired through the father as well). Jews are not a race but an eclectic mix of different races, nationalities, and cultures; they are a truly multi-cultural and multi-ethnic people. However, within this mix, there are distinct ethnic groups such as the Ashkenazic and Sephardic Jews that make up the overwhelming majority of the Jewish People. Most American Jews are of Ashkenazic origin -- usually originating from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union. Therefore, American Jews could largely be classified as an ethnic group, hence the characteristic stereotypes, although there are exceptions. A Jew is not a person who practices Judaism, although most Jews do adhere to some form of Jewish practice or cultural tradition. A Jew is not an Israeli and an Israeli is not a Jew. An Israeli is a citizen of the state of Israel. While most Israeli's are Jewish, there are also non-Jewish citizens of Israel. A Jew is not automatically a citizen of the state of Israel. A Jew must apply for and be granted citizenship to the state just like everyone else, although most are awarded citizenship rather easily.

Larry King's parents were Ashkenazic Jews. Therefore, regardless of whether Larry King practices Judaism or not, Larry King is an Ashkenazic Jew. Larry King is not an Israeli citizen.

5. (jew) (1934↑, 674↓)
A southern bastardization and contraction of the two words "did you".

Jack: "Hey Steve, jew fuck Stacy last night?" Steve: "No, jew?" Jack: "No."

Author: Carl Pickens http://jew.urbanup.com/2318370
6. (jew) (3328↑, 2079↓)
1) someone who practises judaism 2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc. 3) A person who Mel Gibson talks smack about after he has had too much to drink.

"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

7. (jew) (3423↑, 2660↓)
Can be used as an insulting term for a person who is 1) stingy, 2) scheming, 3) fanatical, or 4) insists on using past injustices to justify special treatment. In also the term that refers to a proud and noble group of people with rich traditions.

1) Quit being such a jew and spring a few bucks on your girlfriend 2) Shylock was such a Jew 3) You're getting really Jewish about this new cause of yours 4) Quit being such a jew and stop expecting us to be nice to you because your girlfriend broke up with you 2 months ago

8. (jew) (661↑, 271↓)
Noun: 1 Someone of the Jewish persuasion. 2 A derogatory term for someone who is dishonest, miserly or generally regarded as not being a gentleman. Verb: 1 To cheat or defraud. 2 To expend an excessive amount of time and effort to negotiate the lowest price for something when an ordinary person would be ashamed to do so.

What a Jew\! He spent 2 hours getting 20 dollars off the price of a new car. He just doesn't try to integrate in the local community--he's a Jew. My boss promised me a Christmas bonus back in February but when the time arrived he jewed me out of it. The boss bought a new Cadillac on company money then explained to me that there wasn't any money to give me my promised raise....the lousy Jew. The company owner doesn't spend money on safety equipment for the workers...he's a Jew.

9. (jew) (2896↑, 2578↓)
one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

10. (Jew) (825↑, 635↓)
Jew (Verb) To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.

Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man. Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.

Author: Tyler Vanston http://jew.urbanup.com/2542349
11. (jew) (843↑, 653↓)
The so called chosen people. But actually every race claims at one point or another to be God's chosen people, the Jews where just the first to call dibs on the name by writing it down.

Tim: Hi there I'm Jewish Fritz the German: Oh, sorry, here's twenty bucks Iranian: Don't be sorry that whole thing never happened Mel Gibson's dad: He's right you know

12. (jew) (742↑, 582↓)
a person who is considered cheap ie. -Asking your mates to pay you back for the text they sent from your phone - only shopping at sale time - picking up a coin off the group thats less then $1 - not tipping - waiting for your 5cents change

"You are such a jew"

13. (jew) (288↑, 154↓)
a jew

"hey, look at that jew\!"

14. (jew) (478↑, 358↓)
Heat source used in Germany in the late 1930's and early 1940's.

Eva: Wolfie, its cold in here tonight. Adolf: Shut the fuck up and throw another jew on the fire.

Author: scut monkey http://jew.urbanup.com/4163840
15. (Jew) (922↑, 839↓)
1) someone who practises judaism 2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc. it is neither better nor worse than any other religion/culture/ethnicity in any way. Jews have been opressed, and used as scape-goats, in many points throughout history but so have other cultures. i think it is dangerous both either elevate people who are Jewish or to look down on them\!

bob dylan is Jewish...............um my dad, and his family, are Jewish........... ................ i am not Jewish Jesus was jewish you may or may not be a jew Hitler didn't like the Jews, neither did the ancient Egyptians

Author: erica zilinski http://jew.urbanup.com/1541664
16. (jew) (243↑, 164↓)
one who unscrupulously lends money to gentiles at high rates of interest.

man that jew lent old man McCourt money even though he knew he wouldnt be able to pay it back.

17. (Jew) (790↑, 722↓)
Jews are: A follower of the Judaic religion, also known as Judaism. Jews are not (except for SOME cases: Always Israeli Curly haired, big nosed, and cheap Constantly pointing out anti-semitism Okay?

And also, recently a swastika was painted on a Jewish temple. I'm a Jew. That hurt. So please stop making anti-semitic (or anti-JEWISH, I realize that a semite is anyone from the middle east, but IT HAS COME TO MEAN anti-Jewish) comments, because, dude, it hurts.

18. (Jew) (652↑, 609↓)
Nose is bent at its point; it looks like the number six, such a nose is a hook nose or an eagle nose. Lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. The eyes are different too. The eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. The Jewish look is wary and piercing. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person." They have short legs. Their arms are often very short too. Many Jews are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jews are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a Negro's. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup." The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He "jabbers." His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jews

The stereotype of the ugly Jew comes from Ashkenazi Jewish inbreeding. In the olden Europe days they would only marry and reproduce with their fellow Jews. As their population, and thus their gene pool, was already small it quickly accumulated into a high frequency of bad traits.... some diseases like Tay-Sachs... others features like short limbs, a hooked nose, long coffeecup-handle ears, flabby lips, etc.

Author: Abraham Foxman http://jew.urbanup.com/3281669
19. (JEW) (195↑, 154↓)
Acronym for Jimmy Eat World. See examples:

Hey\! You going to that JEW concert? Yeah I hear there'll be alot of JEW fans. Dude\! I bought the new JEW album\! JEW rocks. Yeah my jewish friend hates JEW. Go figure.

Author: Blackflame619 http://jew.urbanup.com/3671523
20. (Jew) (203↑, 167↓)
a word that can be offensive to jew calling some one dirty, cheating, cheap, ect

\!. you jew\!\! cheating like that

21. (jew) (101↑, 73↓)
A person of the Jewish faith. Stereotyped as greedy because they invented interest, a system of banking used by any capitalist, whether they're Jewish, Christian, Islamic, atheist, or whatever.

Guy 1: Hey look, its that greedy Jew\! Guy 2: dude, Your a banker.

Author: DanTheGreat http://jew.urbanup.com/4340257
22. (jew) (133↑, 108↓)
A person called Schwartz, Goldberg, Kronzek, Bernhart, Blum, Greenberg, Bloom, Barry, Berg, Fitzkowitz, Blum, Goldstein, Green, Habder. Anything not gentile...

My girlfriend is jewish and she gave me last names, that's the only way I know this.

23. (jew) (415↑, 393↓)
To take without paying for, but not to steal

Dude, quit jewing my Rice Krispies\!

Author: Mitchell Michaels http://jew.urbanup.com/2690593
24. (Jew) (66↑, 47↓)
Text abbreviation for "did you"

"whad jew do last weekend"

25. (Jew) (43↑, 26↓)
1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion. 2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult. 3. The creators of South Park.

1. [Oy Vey], Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow\! 2. [Cartman]: [Stfu] you Jew\! Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha\! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult\! *Later* Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew\! Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew\! 3. Anti-semetic: Ha\! South Park is so great\! Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right? Anti-semetic: Bullshit\! Are you a Jew?

Author: Starwarsgeek133 http://jew.urbanup.com/4961925
26. (jew) (122↑, 106↓)
Abbreviation of "what did you" or just "did you"

Jew do to piss her off like that? Jew fuck her last night?

27. (jew) (167↑, 153↓)
1. Verb, to ruin or destroy.

Man, you totally jewed your car up.

Author: Anonymous Man http://jew.urbanup.com/1253037
28. (Jew) (168↑, 155↓)
In modern society it will normally mean a person that is a member of the Jewish community. But has many ambiguous terms. One of them being a person that is so greedy and could care less for the welfare of others.

Person A- "I dont believe this, he has eaten the last chicken wing when i told him to save it for me, what a Jew" --------- Person B-"O my gosh, did you hear about Jack stealing from the charity box?" Person C- "Yeah he is such a jew"

29. (Jew) (132↑, 119↓)
1. One who is very stingy with their money and does not chip in on social activities. 2. To screw someone over in a bet, a poker game,or in sports. 3. To give out less than the norm or average of something.

1. Eric was being such a Jew, and didn't pitch in on the pizza. 2. Ohh my god\! Bill jewed my pocket Kings with 3 7 unsuited. 3. Dan why did you jew me on the cake?

30. (Jew) (76↑, 67↓)
A slang term or "combination word" for 'Did' and 'You'

Yo Kelly, question... jew do the math homework? Yeah, jew?

31. (jew) (308↑, 300↓)
A group of people stereotyped as: big nosed, greedy, cheap, stingy, cheaters, ungentlemanly, non participants when it comes to paying anything, short, fat, with glasses, given to using words which insult non Jews, racists, support a foreign country over and above the country where they are permitted to live. They are stereotyped like that because it's true.

We all chipped in to help give John's widow some needed cash, but Isaac said he didn't have any cash on him today--the cheap Jew. My boss is a Jew; he never did give me the pay increase that he promised me, and now denies he ever said it. Moses Cohen, the Jew, owner of that business is in jail for buying invoices and evading taxes.

32. (Jew) (61↑, 53↓)
another form of the word you, when talking to a Jewish person.

"RACHEL\! What are jew doing?\!

33. (Jew) (14↑, 7↓)
A member of an ethnic group descended from Judah, one of the 12 tribes of Israel, via their mother, or who has converted to the Jewish faith. This group while comprising about 0.2% of the world's population has won about 1/3 of the Nobel Prizes. Three famous Jews are Jesus, Freud and Einstein.

John: Hey, kids aren't getting paralyzed by polio like a lot of kids were until the 50's. Jane: Yeah, and Dr. Jonas Salk and Dr. Albert Sabin who invented the vaccines were both Jews.

Author: HearThe Word http://jew.urbanup.com/6054909
34. (Jew) (38↑, 31↓)
An ethnic group, yes being jewish is an ethnic group, that originates from the southern levant and over the course of history has moved to many parts of the, especially europe, the middle east, and north africa. For those who claim that being jewish is just a religion consider this. Geneticists have proven without a doubt that most of the people in the world who consider themselves to be ethnic jews are more closely related to jews from far away regions of the world than the host population that they live in. Meaning that a Russian Jew is more genetically related to an Iraqi Jew than a Russian and visa versa. Not only that Jews have their own separate culture. Examples of which would be the different languages that jews would speak like yiddish, ladino, judeo-arabic and judeo-persian. The Jews also believed in another religion than their host population. On top of that they wore different clothes and ate different foods. But most of all most Jews in the world self-identify as themselves as ethnic Jews, which is the most important part of defining an ethnic group. Also as a fun fact the national geographic and my A.P human geography text book say that jews are an ethnic group

Anglo guy 1: being a jew is just a religion\! Anglo guy 2: No it is a race\! Me: Since you to are both ignorant beyond all hope I will have to explain it to you. Being jewish is being part of a 4,000 year old ethnic group from the ancient levant.

Author: themanwiththeplan9192 http://jew.urbanup.com/4799344
35. (jew) (101↑, 94↓)
A person of Jewish faith or of Jewish race. Most Jews are in fact not religious but are Jews by blood. Most actors and filmmakers in the US are of Jewish decent. Common Jewish names include Cohen, Levi/Levine, Isaac and anything which contains 'Gold', 'Ruben', 'Silver', 'Stein' or 'Berg'. Famous Jews change their names to be more accepted.

Just a handful of examples: Steven Spielberg, Oliver Stone, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Dillon, Woody Allen, Ben Stiller, Billy Crystal, Daniel Day Lewis, David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Jessica Parker...

36. (Jew) (18↑, 12↓)
A self sufficient people. They are blamed for mostly everything bad that ever happened ever because Jews are easy scapegoats. An example would be in the middle ages when the Bubonic Plague (Black Plague) was rampant Jews were the only demographic that wasn't getting it due to the fact that all Jews living where the plague was lived in close knit healthy communities differing from the peasants living in squalor usually getting it. That of course was blamed on the Jews. Another example would be the Holocaust. Hitler was a pathetic man with one testicle and hate in his heart. He decided to take out his anger on the Jews, gays, gypsies and others by winning the hearts of the easily impressed German populace with his moderate speaking skills. Jews did nothing wrong to anybody and everyone smart knows this.

"Awe man I failed math for the year, it must be that slimy Jew David Goldstein's fault.." Ignorant man 1: "You know that Jew family across the street?" Ignorant man 2: "Yeah they seem like nice people.. But they are plotting our downfall as we speak.."

37. (Jew) (151↑, 146↓)
A cheap person who will always try to scab a buck.

Russell is a jew

Author: DKsChickSucksMyNuts http://jew.urbanup.com/3789412
38. (jew) (54↑, 49↓)
A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.

"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around\!"

Author: A Jew named Britt http://jew.urbanup.com/1284447
39. (Jew) (62↑, 59↓)
A common term for a [Jehovah's Witness] in school yards across the whole of [Great Britain]. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.

Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew\! Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew. Peter - Fuck off.

Author: DaftusCuntus http://jew.urbanup.com/4259718
40. (Jew) (60↑, 57↓)
another form of the word you, when talking to a jew.

RACHEL\! What are Jew doing?\! Do jew want to go to the mall?

41. (Jew) (182↑, 179↓)
Allegedly, a "white", "European" humanoid. In reality an Armenian raised to the dizzying heights of godlike conceit.

Jews are white too you know\!

Author: Marshall Lentini http://jew.urbanup.com/2431696
42. (Jew) (4↑, 3↓)
A shorter way of writing "do you".

jew wanna come to chess club hurhur?

43. (jew) (42↑, 41↓)
See Avi Spector.

Avi Spector is a Jew\!

Author: monkey hugger tree http://jew.urbanup.com/3492534
44. (Jew) (2↑, 3↓)
1. A person who follows The [Jewish faith]. 2. Noah Powers

Noah Powers is a Jew because he follows the Jewish faith.

Author: Hdhdbdhehjs72747/772 http://jew.urbanup.com/6270708
45. (Jew) (13↑, 14↓)
A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue

Woh\! Look a Jew :D

Author: gir is great http://jew.urbanup.com/5798618
46. (Jew) (2↑, 4↓)
A slang word for: Did you

Yo stevey, jew go to that party last night? Na man i had to do somthing, jew? Nope.

47. (Jew) (100↑, 102↓)
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue. Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do. eg. The covetous Jew. If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated. Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.

Kyle is a covetous Jew.

Author: GeniusSloth http://jew.urbanup.com/3329854
48. (Jew) (1↑, 4↓)
Sam Light

That damn sam light. What a jew.

Author: SWAGGAMASTERBIYOTCH http://jew.urbanup.com/6139870
49. (jew) (182↑, 186↓)
someone cheap

Ricky Ruan is a Jew

50. (Jew) (138↑, 142↓)
Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother. A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic\! Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake. Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons. Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down. Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.

Khalid: Hey Ben Ben: AAAH\! Get away from me you damn terrorist\! --- Fred: Hey nice hat\! Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard... --- Alfred: Are you a Jew? Ben: Who's asking?

Author: Ben Dover Later http://jew.urbanup.com/2109506
51. (Jew) (113↑, 118↓)
to rip someone off or to get ripped off.

"dude, you just got Jewed out of 10 yuan."

Author: messybuzzcut http://jew.urbanup.com/4104288
52. (jew) (66↑, 72↓)
a smallish-hobbit like person with very large features (nose and ears especially) most of them are nicknamed "'ella"' and live around small jew cribs or in the ghetto.

guý-"wow that kid over there has the maddest jew nose."' girl-"yeah they must be jew, they even respond when we call out ella."'

53. (Jew) (248↑, 254↓)
A group of people that many dislike.

Jew: Hello, I'm Jewish. Normal Person: Ew, I fucking hate you. *punches Jew in the face and pisses in Jew's mouth*

54. (Jew) (4↑, 11↓)
Amanda Wortmann

"Gas that Jew\!" yelled Hitler.

Author: HEIL MEIN FUHRER http://jew.urbanup.com/5846239
55. (Jew) (70↑, 77↓)
1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background. 2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.

Examples: 1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?" " Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah." 2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?" " Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."

56. (Jew) (106↑, 113↓)
1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk. 2. A derogatory term for a tightwad 3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose

1. Jesus was Jewish 2. Give me some money you fucking Jew\! 3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard\! 3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish? -Julius Caesar-

57. (jew) (84↑, 92↓)
Someone who supports the Israeli Army whatever attrocities it does in Gaza or Lebanon

John: Those terrorists in Gaza are a threat to Israel and every jew on the planet. They should burn in hell. Stacey: they're six-month old babies and they did burn John: Kudos for the IAF

58. (Jew) (110↑, 118↓)
1) Someone who practices judaism 2) Anyone who acts like a jew (doesn't like to spend money, whines and complains a lot, etc.) 3) The name for any person(s) who is extremely annoying, they think they can do anything, or just make a big deal out of almost nothing

-that guy is such a jew -dude, stop being such a jew -I am a jew

Author: T16Akatsuki http://jew.urbanup.com/4028273
59. (jew) (97↑, 105↓)
commonly used to make fun of a person

sorry i cant go my moms being a jew

Author: wu killa bee http://jew.urbanup.com/3850070
60. (Jew) (21↑, 30↓)
People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)

Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults\! Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you. Non-Jew: *Sulks*

Author: dsgvvbsdkufbgs http://jew.urbanup.com/5520934
61. (jew) (90↑, 99↓)
1. (n) One who follows Judaism. 2. (v) Synonym for [screw over]; to cheat or deceive someone. 3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.

1. Optimus Prime is a Jew. 2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap. 3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.

62. (Jew) (11↑, 21↓)
A greedy swindler.

Bernie Madoff is the epitome of a Jew.

63. (jew) (40↑, 50↓)
people who think they are higher than everyone, but they infact arent, everyjew i kno has a big nose and is ugly. they are cheaper then old man..i work at a fast food place and jews always question the price. i tell them the prices r right up on the sign if u cud read u fucking big nosed jew. they r sooooo greedy and cheap and nasty people with no compassion

norm(some jew): uhmm excuse me but i think u overcharged me 47 cents me(cashier): fuck u stupid jew its 47 cents stop bitching

64. (jew) (96↑, 106↓)
verb. - as in being cheap to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them

1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out" 2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40 3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents

Author: Hot dog Bunning http://jew.urbanup.com/1252407
65. (JEW) (31↑, 42↓)
jimmy eat world. one of the most unique and best bands in the world.

i just listened to jew and now my life is changed (but not really.) they r about to tour with greenday and that will be the best concert ever.

Author: jazmine cox http://jew.urbanup.com/1295016
66. (Jew) (4↑, 16↓)
Jewish people are the root of all evil.

braden is a jew

Author: crazy mexican killer http://jew.urbanup.com/5853992
67. (Jew) (3↑, 15↓)
1. A religion that believes Jesus, their Savior, has not come yet to take away their sins and die for them. 2. A mean name you call someone when you are mad and cannot swear: most likely meaning stubborn, ignorant, annoying, evil, stupid, and so on.

1. The Jews are waiting for Jesus to come. 2. That stupid Jew keeps stalking me and annoying me\!

Author: thedocinatortatorskator http://jew.urbanup.com/5703876
68. (Jew) (10↑, 22↓)
(n) a young guy, usually named Ben, and characterized by that giant nose we all know and love.

douchebag \#1: hahaha look at that hamiltoe over there douchebag \#2: yeah i hear he's just a Jew

69. (Jew) (18↑, 30↓)
The scum of the earth. They try to get money and sympathy for the holocaust, which didn't even happen.

Jews are rats.

Author: white pride worldwide 14/88 http://jew.urbanup.com/5556168
70. (jew) (181↑, 193↓)
n. 1. Someone who follows judaic faith. 2. Someone who is exceptionally greedy v. 1. To cheat someone, rip someone off. 2. To lead someone on, and give no results adj. 1. Cheap; of exceptionally low quality

n. 1. "That Jew killed Jesus\!" 1.a. "Damn it jew, do my taxes" 2. "I can't believe that jew didn't give you a rebate" v. 1. "Dude, the teller really jewed you with that change" 2. "Your gf jewed you after the movie last night" adj. 1. "I don't recommend those jew bagels. They're already going stale"

71. (Jew) (11↑, 24↓)
The enemy of the state, no the world, a jew is a cheap, greedy, cold hearted son of a bitch from another planet, most likely jewpitur. The cause and loss of world war 1 for Germany is entirely the jew's fault, same as the cause of the holocaust, and the reason Germany lost world war 2. They took jobs from hard working, pure blooded German people and they should all be killed. Again. For the third time. But all of them this time.

Guy 1: Hey, do you see that dirty jew over there? Guy 2: Why yes i do, should we go over there and kill him? Guy 1: Yes we should, its what our all mighty Führer would want us to do. Guy 2: Ok, lets kill that dirty greedy kyke bastard.

Author: killa killa kyle http://jew.urbanup.com/5686604
72. (Jew) (14↑, 27↓)
Solution to any heating crisis. Incredibly flammable person who therefore fallows the jewish faith.

Brr it's cold in here\! Well then throw another jew in the incinerator\!

Author: Nottaracist http://jew.urbanup.com/5509859
73. (Jew) (146↑, 159↓)
The opposite of a real person.

"Did we just hit something?" "It's okay, I think it was a Jew."

Author: Your Real Dad http://jew.urbanup.com/3997896
74. (Jew) (116↑, 129↓)
An extremely cheap person that wears a funny little hat

Why, look at Morty, Susan, isnt he just a little Jewish bastard\!

75. (Jew) (94↑, 107↓)
Verb, to JEW. The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.

Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)

Author: Toby_the_5_star_penis. http://jew.urbanup.com/3536500
76. (jew) (13↑, 27↓)
to steal or take something.

hey let me jew that pencil from you so i can write my name.

Author: theparodoxofthefalsepositive http://jew.urbanup.com/5381137
77. (jew) (135↑, 149↓)
someone who is cheap

Person \#1: "Give me $2.50 for lunch" Person \#2: "No" Person \#1: What a jew\! "he owes me $10 and he's giving me $2 a day. How jewish is that?

78. (jew) (11↑, 27↓)
a fag. its that simple. a fag. someone that people tend to hate even more than asians. a common name for someone who is gay a common name for someone who is a retard a common name for someone that kills Saviors of the world a fag

Non-Jew: "Wow only a jew would do that"

Author: killalljewsandsomeasians http://jew.urbanup.com/5294229
79. (JEW) (20↑, 36↓)
1) A person of Jewish Faith. 2) A person who frequently exhibits qualities associated with being cheap, therefore making them whiney and annoying. --This originates from the stereotype that people who are Jewish do not spend money. 3) Has more meaning when the adjective HOOKNOSE is added. This is another stereotype associating Jews with large, prominent noses.

1) There goes that Jew off to the synagogue. 2) Jim, stop being a jew and pay the fucking tab for once\! 3) Bobby is such a Hooknose Jew. He never tips well.

80. (jew) (117↑, 133↓)
-someone who steals dreidals and picks up loose change from the following: tables sidewalks floors garbage cans

- Schaper is a JEW BAG.

81. (Jew) (104↑, 120↓)
The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.

"Oh hell naw\! Dem Jews are robbing a store\!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free\!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company\!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag\!"

82. (jew) (90↑, 106↓)
cheap, no let me redefine that jews are CHEAP\!\!\!\!

when a jew is walking down the street if they see a penny they will pick it up it is like a spider sense they have, wherever there is money no matter how big they get it

Author: GRANT (THE JEW) http://jew.urbanup.com/1339992
83. (jew) (17↑, 34↓)
someone who is jewish or cheap or gay

Mr. P is such a jew

84. (Jew) (13↑, 30↓)
1. A follower of Judaism 2. A member of the semetic race that practices Judasim, usually known for stinginess and generally disliked. Known for distinctive noses of some members.

"That man has a long beard and a hooked nose. He must be a Jew." "Jews are responsible for this mess."

85. (Jew) (14↑, 31↓)
Verb. The act of trying to rip someone off or steal from some one.

1. That guy tried to jew me on the price for the car. 2. That Madoff really jewed a lot of people out of their money.

86. (Jew) (30↑, 47↓)
1)cheap,greedy, bastards otherwise known as penny-pinchers or kikes 2)Someone with a job that involves money.

Jew:hey i just got upgraded to bank accountant. Catholic:wow dude your a fucking jew.

87. (jew) (141↑, 158↓)
moneygrubbin son of a bitch

That jew asked me for 40 cents lmao

88. (jew) (62↑, 79↓)
A jew is a person that nazi's love to bake to an extra golden crispy brown

hitler cooked the mothafuckin jews in his ovens

89. (jew) (71↑, 88↓)
1.(noun) A person who practices Judaism or is of Jewish decent. 2.(verb) When a person attempts to seperate you from your money or anything else.

Person A stands up from his chair and person B immidiately sits down in it. Person A says, "Dude, you just jewed my chair\!" Person A drops a penny and person B dives for it. Person A says, "Hey, that's mine\!" Person B replies, "Sorry man, but I just jewed it."

Author: Quinn Landan http://jew.urbanup.com/2971432
90. (Jew) (66↑, 83↓)
1. Noun. A person who practices Judaism 2. Verb. The act of trying to scheme another person to acquire money or simply, personal gain. In some cases it could be solely to cause the other person to lose something.

1. David is a Jew. 2. David, stop Jewing Ali by trying to sell your sandwich to him for $5. Common Jewish names are David, Saul, Shlomo, Shaloma, Susan, Owen, Russel, and Melanie.

Author: crackthesky69 http://jew.urbanup.com/2846537
91. (jew) (107↑, 124↓)
To Jew involves taking a 1p or 2p piece and skimming it acroos the ground whilst shouting "JEW\!" at the top of your voice, thus provoking a mass [bundle] on top of the coin, the winner being he or she that claims the coin. It is also possible to "SILVER JEW\!" which, naturally, requires a coin of 5p or above. To my knowledge, no-one ever jewed a pound.

Dan: "JEW\!" All: "JEW\!"

Author: Weelydangle http://jew.urbanup.com/2407145
92. (jew) (79↑, 96↓)
1. Synonym for homosexual

Enrique is a fucking jew, he prefers the hershey highway over poon.

Author: Rachel Paul http://jew.urbanup.com/2340523
93. (jew) (91↑, 108↓)
Diragatory word for a jewish person. A scrauny little theif, who puts as much stuff in his pockets as he can.

hey guys look at that little jew go\!

Author: joan of ark http://jew.urbanup.com/2213627
94. (Jew) (103↑, 120↓)
Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother. A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic\! Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake. Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons. Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down. Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.

Khalid: Hey Ben Ben: AAAH\! Get away from me you damn terrorist\! --- Fred: Hey nice hat\! Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard... --- Alfred: Are you a Jew? Ben: Who's asking?

Author: Ben Dover Later http://jew.urbanup.com/2107755
95. (jew) (98↑, 115↓)
the biggest bunch of cry babies in the world. The holocaust wasn't that bad. Only 6 million died, blacks and native americans got it worst. About 100 million black died going to or in slavery. Native american population was in the hundred millions now it in the tens of thousands. Suck it up jews you got a country out of it.

guy: i want some light reading librian: heres a book about jewish sports starts racist1: how many jews can you fit in car rscist2: i don't know racist1: one in each seat and about 100 in the ash tray. Three religous leader gave 3 cermons. A priest gave his cermon and 100 people join the catholic church. A preacher gave a cermon and 100 people join the church. A rabi sang there's diamonds in the sky and 3 million jews joined the airforce.

Author: imnotracistihateeveryone http://jew.urbanup.com/2101809
96. (JEW) (8↑, 26↓)
The God himself, or the mysterious perfection and deification of the human character.

Not only do you need to have blood from one of the 12 tribes, but also study the mysteries of the Torah, oral law, and cabala to reach the status of a Jew.

Author: Mr. Illuminasty http://jew.urbanup.com/5042641
97. (Jew) (9↑, 27↓)
1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items. 2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.

Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch? Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food. Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter? David:No. Katey:Jew. Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there? Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.

Author: Mr. Monty's Magic Stick http://jew.urbanup.com/4530171
98. (Jew) (41↑, 59↓)
an expression of extreme suprise or anger.

Holy Jew you scared me. God, your such a Jew sometimes.

99. (jew) (39↑, 57↓)
Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion.

Eli'sha: 'God's cool\!' Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.'

100. (Jew) (51↑, 69↓)
Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.

Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke? Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.

101. (jew) (54↑, 72↓)
used as an insult to someone-however, it can be justified in the armed forces to cover up an accused person of racism. Junior Enlisted Warrior.

(CPL)=Hey LCPL, stop being such a JEW about field day. (GySgt)=HEY, NO RACISM\! (CPL)= I wasn't being racist gunny, I called him a Junior Enlisted Warrior.

Author: Andrew, thought of by CPL D http://jew.urbanup.com/3171492
102. (Jew) (84↑, 102↓)
An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy. Also a religion.

Fuck sake toomey your such a jew. Hi im a jewish man.

103. (jew) (60↑, 78↓)
1. some 1 who wears a yamica 2. kyle from southpark 3. Darth

1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back 2. WTF weres my damn change

104. (jew) (216↑, 234↓)
A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)

Author: Hebrew Hunk http://jew.urbanup.com/2390061
105. (Jew) (200↑, 218↓)
1. A Person who practices the Jewish faith (the oldest monotheistic religion known to man) 2. Also used as a derrogatory term for someone who does not like to spend money 3. being cheated out of something

1. The man was a devout Jew and went to his synagogue every day. 2. Stop being such a jew and give me a dollar. 3. You just got jewed out of that bowling pin man...that shouldve been a strike

106. (Jew) (56↑, 75↓)
A complete idiot... Jewish cunt nugget\! If ur a jew, u seriously fucked up:) Thou art screwed. Common def: Fag. DONT BE A JEW\!\!:)

Mrs.Jones is a jew. Penguin is a jew...mi madre is a jew If you go to a club or somethin and the bouncer looks you up an down ans like "hey, no ranky peoples" u can look at him and be like "SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW\!"

Author: Mc_munchkin http://jew.urbanup.com/4348559
107. (jew) (80↑, 99↓)
a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.

That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.

108. (jew) (91↑, 110↓)
big nose people,sterotyped to be greedy, have big noses,jew fros, and usally can't get laid, most of these sterotypes tend to be true however ecept howard stern (he is the man)usally douches and get good shows cancled, not always true however but most the time also been enslaved by almost every race at some time and have been screwed over alot, ussally lawyers and like to sue people

dude stop being a jew and let me borrow a dollar

109. (Jew) (114↑, 133↓)
anyone possessing the following traits: - big nose - tight with their money

Kyle is such a Jew\! That Jew is tight\!

110. (Jew) (87↑, 107↓)
a person who practices Judaism. can be recognized for their stinginess,lack of money and friends ,by there little hats (they small cause it uses less fabric therefore costing less) also the fact that they live in a cardboard box in ST-Ives Sydney. most are linked to al qaeda

Elliot: man i drove through st.ives yestidi and man i saw so many jews jack: how did you know they where jews Elliot: oh they all had those gay little hats on and they were in cardboard boxes jack: oh ok i believe that they jew now little jew:JIHAD ON YOU

Author: Elliot Cook http://jew.urbanup.com/2524049
111. (jew) (76↑, 96↓)
Anybody that actually takes urban dictionary definitions for the word "Jew" seriously enough to complain about it.

David: "Damn, she complained about THAT?" Kyle: "Must be a jew."

Author: johnny got his gun http://jew.urbanup.com/1322195
112. (Jew) (11↑, 32↓)
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person

Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy

113. (Jew) (83↑, 104↓)
A cult committed to the killing of Jesus. They survive off of consistent injections of cash into their bloodstream. Lack of injections can cause symptoms such as irritable behavior accompanied by short tempers. The long nose which usually characterizes the member helps with the member's balance. Often hated because they don't like to share and they like to think about killing Jesus.

My best friend is a Jew who has cult meetings weekly focused on ripping people off.

Author: The Crocodile Hunter http://jew.urbanup.com/3069107
114. (Jew) (36↑, 58↓)
1. A person who practices the religion of Judaism, regardless of his or her ethnicity. 2. A person who was raised in a Jewish family and considers himself an ethnic Jew. 3. A person who is intelligent and has an above average dick, but who doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want to make his Christian friends jealous.

I don't go to temple, but my father was Jewish. If you want to call me a Jew, that's fine with me.

Author: methehebrew100 http://jew.urbanup.com/4190547
115. (jew) (25↑, 47↓)
brandon golob\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

brandon golob is one whory jew bag now get in my OVEN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: sneaky pants http://jew.urbanup.com/4187573
116. (jew) (67↑, 90↓)
1. A man or woman who practices the religion of Judaism. 2. A stingee person usualy with money 3. Word used to put down someone or another way of calling someone a fag.

1. "Bob ant no fucking Jew, hes a christian" 2. " Yoh Nate, i was at the mall and i saw two Jewish guys so i threw a quarter on the ground AND WATCHED THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH" 3. "*whisper* nates a fucking jew he packed Lance's fudge lastnite"

117. (jew) (61↑, 85↓)
To fuck me in the ass

"Hay dudez wanna igt highhh and jew?" "naaahhhh i dun wanna fuck you in ze ass"

118. (Jew) (101↑, 125↓)
Jews are a cultural, ethnic, and religious group with origins in the Middle East. They were exiled from their land thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans and wandered throughout the world, while holding onto their cultural traditions and language the entire time. The return of Jews to the land of Israel in modern times is considered a miracle by many, both Jews and non-Jews. Whether miracle or not, it is an amazing historic event. Modern genetic studies have shown that Jews from all over Europe, Iran, Iraq, Morocco, Algeria, and many other places have a close genetic relationship based on their common Israelite origin; also, they have an admixture of genes from neighboring peoples, so Jews are no more or less a race than are Armenians, Swedes, Greeks, etc. The one characteristic that stands out in Jewish culture is the ability to look at the world in a new way. That's why people such as Abraham, Jesus, Freud, Marx, Einstein, and many others, have changed our basic outlook on the world. Unfortunately, many people do not understand Jews and Judaism very well. The fact that this group has been subject to attempts to eliminate them through genocide (Nazi Germany, the Crusades, ancient Persia, ancient Egypt) has left a trauma on the Jewish national consciousness. In the modern era, genocidal intentions against the Jewish people remain a threat, chiefly by practitioners of Jihad terrorism, abetted by a propaganda war against the State of Israel in the world media. Ironically, despite the "stinginess" stereotype, Jews give more to charities than any other ethnic group. Jews do like to get a good deal, though. Why pay retail?

Neighbor: "I see you've got your bags packed. Going on vacation?" Jewish Guy: "No, I'm Jewish." Observer: "When you get two Jews together why are there three opinions?" Jewish Guy: ""We're saving one for a rainy day."

Author: Edwin D. R. http://jew.urbanup.com/2830938
119. (jew) (39↑, 63↓)
Girl of which name goes by Lindsey Rubinstine.

Lindsey rubinstine is a jew because she likes penies.

Author: Dude up yo Ass http://jew.urbanup.com/2300072
120. (Jew) (109↑, 134↓)
A worthless sack of shit, these creatures usually have a huge crooked nose in wich they hide their jew gold. Cheap as fuck

I ate a bean burrito, as i shat diarrhea, a jew came out of my ass

121. (JEW) (28↑, 54↓)
WORD USED IN Mi HOOD MEANiNG THE SAME AS FRiEND, HOMiE, ROUND, NiGGA.

WHAT UP JEW?

122. (jew) (63↑, 90↓)
The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas. He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery. so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him. so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd which is jew for short and thats the origin of the word jew. Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after.... cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew

Cheap Jewish Basrerd, Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.

Author: Mr. alf an inch http://jew.urbanup.com/3018758
123. (jew) (212↑, 240↓)
One who practices Judaism, which is THE original monotheistic religion. Though Jews constitute merely one quarter of one percent of the world population (about 1 in 400 people), approximately 25% of all Nobel Prizes are won by Jews. Additionally, only about 3% of America's population is Jewish, but Jews have a dominant presence in every top university in America (27% of Ivy League students are Jewish), as well as every professional field, ranging from medicine and law, to entertainment and film. Many like to attribute Jewish success to reasons such as greed and thrift, and many even think Jews get preferential treatment - these accusations are foolish, and those who propagate them are ignorant to say the very least; Jews have faced the utmost degree of persecution for thousands of years, yet continue to disproportionately accomplish great things - not only in number, but also in magnitude. Furthermore, studies have conclusively shown that the average Jewish person has an IQ in the 85th percentile among their non-Jewish caucasian counterparts, and that Jews are six times more likely to have an IQ in the genius range (140 and above) than the average person. More statistics: - Almost half of the money contributed to democratic primaries have been from Jewish donors - 40% of partners at the top NY and DC law firms are Jewish - Jews constitute 30% of the faculty members at the 15 most elite American colleges - 23% of the Forbes "500 richest Americans" were Jewish - Half of all world chess champions have been Jewish A mind-blowing number of the most prominent figures in history have been Jewish. As this (very short) list illustrates, they have been prominent in all aspects of life: - Albert Einstein (theoretical physicist) - Ruth Bader Ginsburg (supreme court justice) - George Gershwin (music composer) - Harry Houdini (magician, escape artist) - Sigmund Freud (philosopher) - Noam Chomsky (linguist, political activist) - Steven Spielberg (movie producer) - Sandy Koufax (baseball pitcher, hall of fame member) - Joseph Lieberman (U.S. senator, should be vice president right now) - Moses Horwitz, Samuel Horwitz, Louis Feinberg (the three stooges, pioneers in american comedy and popular culture) Though no one may have the divine jurisdiction to dub themselves as "the chosen people", the Jews certainly make a good case for themselves.

Look at that Jew. He's so damn rich, smart and good-looking. I wish I could be more like him\!

Author: Joshie Poopoo http://jew.urbanup.com/2547421
124. (Jew) (66↑, 95↓)
one who loves to play with fire, gay people usually. Loves to breathe in gas.

Of course, Jon Smoores is a jew.

Author: 1337roflcopter http://jew.urbanup.com/2785879
125. (jew) (110↑, 140↓)
a person belonging to the ancient Hebrew tribe of Juda there were originally 12 tribes in all living in what was then Israel; however, since that of Juda was the largest, non-Hebrews (called [Gentiles], after a considerate group of people whom the Hebrews had much contact with in ancient times, and is also where the English word "gentle" is derived) came to know the entire group, as well as the religion they practised, as Jews/Judaism * most "Jews" today do not descend from the tribe of Juda; but, as stated above, are simply known as such for being from Israel or being of said religion Jew is also used as a derogatory term for those who fit into the Jewish sterotype ([cheap], [money-hungry], unfair, or unscrupulous in business) which came about due to the fact that, during the height of the Roman empire, only citizens of Rome were required to pay taxes and abide by mercantile laws; the Jews were not citizens and therefore Jewish merchants were not inhibited by the aforementioned laws and therefore seen by Romans as being [cheap], [money-hungry], unfair, or unscrupulous in business a stereotyped description of a Jew is of having a large nose and frizzy hair and speaking in [yiddesh] Jews stereotypically have first names ending in -mon and last names beginning with a precious metal and ending in -berg or -stein

For best example of Jew: see [South Park] (a cartoon satire set in South Park, Colorado) Kyle Brovlowski is a Jew Eric Cartman hates Kyle for being a Jew You God-damn Jew, shut your filthy Jew mouth, you can't throw those nunchakus away can you? your jewish blood won't let you, not when you payed $8.00 for them. names: first: Solomon, Bechmon last: Goldberg, Silverstein

126. (jew) (57↑, 88↓)
A term used to describe a person or object that means they 1- have weird or unusual charecteristic. 2- have problems being outcasted 3- Also, when you dont like something, you can call it a Jew, or Jewish.

A- Mary is going out with that ugly kid named Jackson. She's such a jew. B- John was such a Jew the other day when he wore his purple skinny jeans and a neon pink Tee. C- John's purple skinny Jeans are so Jewish\! or John's Skinny Jeans are a Jew\!

Author: Andrew Jacksonson http://jew.urbanup.com/2716032
127. (Jew) (103↑, 134↓)
1) Person of Jewish Faith 2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad) 3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass

1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish\! 2) Your as money hungry as a Jew\! 3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.

Author: TheGuyStandingBehindYou http://jew.urbanup.com/2320285
128. (Jew) (12↑, 46↓)
See: Thumper (character in Bambii to understand)

Thumper is such a jew\!

129. (jew) (84↑, 119↓)
It really means someone that practices Judaism but Religious and racist fucks use it as an insult.

"Stop being a fucking Jew Faggot\!" -What the hell is wrong with people??

130. (JEW) (81↑, 120↓)
An acronym pertaining to the band [Jimmy Eat World]. They are one of the greatest bands ever and write totally amazing and original work.

Dude, JEW is intense. Dude, I know.

Author: Johnny B. Goodd http://jew.urbanup.com/2137508
131. (jew) (296↑, 336↓)
A jew is a person of the jewish relgion

Johnnys Girlfriend Dee is a Jew

132. (Jew) (33↑, 74↓)
Someone that is rich or wealthy.

Jew--\> (\>$_$)\> \<(0_0\<) \<--Non-jew

133. (Jew) (19↑, 63↓)
1. (Noun) A people group originating from Israel. Commonly used by emoes and high school kids as a word that is meant to be an insult. Often used because they've never met a Jewish person in their life or are otherwise ignorant to the Jews in their life, are stupid and can't come up with a better word, or are simply a bunch of intolerant pricks who just want someone to fight against.

"That's such a jew trick" "Don't be such a jew and give me your lunch"

Author: Jewbacca123 http://jew.urbanup.com/4166941
134. (jew) (278↑, 322↓)
A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay\! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace\! God bless all\!\!

See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews\!

Author: Ida Fine (Jewish and proud of it\!) http://jew.urbanup.com/1910483
135. (Jew) (35↑, 81↓)
A member of the Jewish faith or ethnicity. According to their own tradition, the Jews are said to have escaped from slavery in Egypt. According to both Roman (notably Tacitus) and Egyptian (notably Manetho) historians of antiquity, however, the Jews descended from Egyptian lepers (referring both to those actually suffering from leprosy as well as troublesome elements in society) that were expelled from Egypt to live in the desert, much like the British sent their fringe elements to the colonies. The Jewish people are said to have formed much of their culture in reaction to the Egyptians and as a result of the peculiarities surrounding their banishment. Some traditions they continued from Egypt, such as the burial of the dead and the belief in the importance of the physical body for resurrection. Other times they intentionally developed traditions in opposition to the Egyptians—in part as a result of their resenting their banishment. Tacitus points to their sacrificing of oxen, which the Egyptians associated with the god Apis, as well as of rams, a symbol associated with Amun. As for traditions resulting as peculiarities from the banishment, he suggests that their refraining from swine related to their having been plagued by leprosy (as pigs are prone to this in the desert), their frequent fasts to their wandering without food, and their unleavened bread to their hurried acquisition of corn. Perhaps more significant examples of traditions formed opposite to those of the Egyptians and in accordance with the material conditions of their time of wandering would be commands against graven images and the worship of multiple deities. Their refraining from the use of material images or symbolism may be a result of the fact that they 1) in their poverty resented and could not compete with the Egyptians and so inverted the value to feel themselves justified and 2) in their sickness could not stand to associate divinity with anything a part of the material or temporal world. Another example is their obsession with the idea that God has only one form and face and their taking as antithetical any conception of divinity other than their own tribal deity—as opposed to the Egyptian belief that Amun-Ra, the formless all-powerful creator behind the universe, had many manifestations. Judaism may have started out an Egyptian-lite religion, the elaborate pantheon of the Egyptians being too complicated for the new and wandering tribe and the need for a return to the essential and basic having taken hold. The line from the Bible “Yet I am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt, and thou shalt know no god but me: for there is no saviour beside me” (Hosea 13:4) may have a completely different meaning than that usually assumed. Yet this is not the complete story, as it fails to take into consideration the influence of the Levantine pantheon on the formation of the Jewish tribal deity. An Egyptian inscription from 1390-1352 BCE mentions the “Shasu of Yhw”, the Shasu being a nomadic people from the Levant region and Yhw being their (or one of their) god(s). See [YHWH] for more details.

There are many proud Jews--a beautiful people with a rich cultural heritage who have survived many hard times.

136. (jew) (148↑, 195↓)
A designator referring to a specific religion practiced by a specific group of originally semitic peoples. An accurate definition beyond this point is impossible because of the myriad connotations, both positive and negative, which this word has. Elaborate definitions simply fall into racist rant, ignorant generalizations,stereotypes, and transparent envy.

Too many people would have you believe that generosity is foreign to Jews.

Author: Bernard Stein http://jew.urbanup.com/1474720
137. (jew) (15↑, 63↓)
1. noun. a person who is descended from a jew (mother or father, does not matter, apparently a lot of jews don't even know this) 2. noun. a person who practices judaism 3. noun. a person who considers themselves a 'member of the tribe' (the 12 tribes, all desdended from Abraham). there are people who consider themselves ethnically, socially, and/or culturally jewish though they do not practice judaism. Jews refer to non-jews as 'gentiles.' 4. verb. to cheat someone, to get someone down on their price, to be stingy

No one in our family actually practices judaism, though we are aware of our roots and celebrate several jewish holidays, Hannukah, purim, etc.. sort of like a lot of christians celebrate christmas but don't go to church....

Author: itsstuckinmymouth http://jew.urbanup.com/3823271
138. (Jew) (60↑, 108↓)
Jews are people who are often classified by non-Jews as "chosen." The latter group then starts hatin Jews for that designation. According to Jewish law: If you mom is Jewish you are Jewish, even if you dont practice the Jewish religion/practice a different religion(that's why it has an ethnic aspect to it) Judaism is an orthopractic religion, which means certain deeds/actions speak louder than someone's belief (in J.C. for example). That is why, while many Jews can be athesit, they will still celebrate holidays like Hannukah, Passover, Rosh Hashana etc...cause they are fun and have also become part of the culture. If you want to become Jewish, you need to undergo orthodox conversion, and keep all the Jewish laws as described in the Jewish holy book, the Torah. Not all Jews are Israelis, and not all Israelis are Jews. Nevertheless, Jews can become Israeli citizens very easily.

I am a Jewel and that kewl

139. (jew) (34↑, 85↓)
A person who practices the religion of Judaism; A person whose anscetry dates back to the ancient jewish kindoms; a member of a superior race who is hated for his superiority and success; Me\!

"...If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky way. properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?"

140. (jew) (129↑, 181↓)
Hitler’s criteria for exterminating Jews was any individual who had at least one grandparent who was a Jew. Using that definition, practicing Christians who had no idea that they had a Jewish ancestor could be killed for being Jewish. I don’t know if I would say that Judaism is a race onto itself, but I would say it is a nationality. Jews as such originated in Judea and were dispersed through out the world, often not by choice. Thorugh out this dispersment they kept some basic customs and beliefs. It silly to say that Ethiopian Jews are Jewish only because of their religion,and can not compare to real Jews such as the Ashkenazi Jews. That is a misconception. Ethiopian Jews predate Ashkenazi Jews, and claim to jewish history dating back to Moses. There are two major diferences between the spharadi jews and the ashkenazi jews. Spharadi Jews are either middle eastern or medeteranianJews. Ashkenazi jews are eastern european Jews. the second diference is how they pray.

Growning up a major question that kept poping up was always is judaism a religion or a nationality. I am very jewish and have been all of my 47 years, but in all those years I can not say that I have practiced an relgious rituals even though I know many of them. The word Spharad in Hebrew means Spain. Ashkenazi Jews are mostly jews who lived in a predominantly christian society and pray fairly loudly and have ver little body movement. Spharadi Jews lived in countries like Spain where they were forced to convert to christianity pray under thier breath, or in the middle east and have similar body movements to arabs where prayer involves the body.

141. (Jew) (15↑, 68↓)
dude from Reading called Adnan Younis...drives a black Golf...

i know that jew..he smells

142. (jew) (47↑, 101↓)
okay let's clear this up. not all jews are tight with their money. not all jews have enormous noses. not all jews have frizzy hair. jews do not necessarily practise judaism as a religion, but someone who is born jewish can never stop being jewish. even if one decides to diassociate themself with the faith or the people they are still considered to be a jew. this is largely because as well as being a religious group, the jewish people are also an ethnic and cultural group. in most denominations, judaism is inherited through the mother and many people are jewish without even realising as it can be inherited by an unbroken line of matrineal descent. a person would still be considered jewish if their mother was a jew but their father was not. i'm 16 and i am jewish. but i don't have a big nose. it just looks a little odd haha\! my hair is dark dark brown and curly and my eyes are brown. stereotypical jewish features, but not always true to all jews. i'm not very religious at all, in fact i was raised agnostic and none of my family practise the religion at all. however i do try to observe kosher (but i'm vegetarian so it's very easy), and i have read the tanakh. only the women and children on my mother's side of the family are jewish. the only way a jew would be cease to be jewish any longer would be to claim that jesus is their saviour. anyone who worships jesus as the messiah is not a jew and will be discounted from the jewish people.

matrineal descent: my mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother was jewish. it is consistent line of females who pass the faith onto their children.

Author: Little Miss Pipedream http://jew.urbanup.com/2963040
143. (Jew) (43↑, 100↓)
We have more fun.

"Dude, I wouldn't be so bored if I was a jew\!" "Ya, I totally agree to the max..."

Author: Bored christian http://jew.urbanup.com/3420119
144. (jew) (44↑, 101↓)
a an ethnic and cultural background as well as a term for one who practices the monotheistic religion of judaism.. thats it\! i see alotta posters on this site with their head lodged so far up their ass about being jewish that they dont see the true picture that it is not a birthright to succeed just because you're jewish. you can come from a really crappy family with bad parenting figures and end up like any average joe. some may perhaps say that it is genetic in nature for their success, while others their cultural traditions of parenting and discipline. i myself have a genious iq and am not jewish, but have had jewish friends. there are many other individuals who do not achieve the success of what many of them have accomplished, and individual personality and experience inside their community is a factor in how a person will turn out. in this case the jewish community is very tightly knit and look out for one another. this has helped them to succeed and survive. but to call themselves gods chosen people is complete and utter bullshit and does nothing but make themselves look like elitist assholes that makes everyone else think that they believe that everyone should fucking bow down to them. conceit is an evil in itself, and it can spawn hatred and in this case anti-semitism. yes, it is a well known fact that the jews have been treated like utter shit for centuries, but look at what other people have had to go through and are still going through. no matter what race you are there is no denying that nobody in north america has been treated worse than the natives, and to ignore their plight is still being ignored to this day. those that are jewish should feel happy that they aren't living like that and they are actually treated equally in western society today. the whole world needs to do itself a favour (the jews included) and stop overgeneralizing eachother or looking down on eachother. only until then can there ever be peace. u can have all the fancy harvard law degrees in the world and never see the picture, until you have the wisdom of life experience all that intelligence and academic achievement will be merely superficial to your concept of what the reality of life is and what the greater good for people as a whole is.. thats at least my philosophy

jews are just like any other human being and shouldn't be treated as more or less than that.

145. (Jew) (42↑, 100↓)
A Jewish person is a person of the Jewish decent and are just like everyone else except they are better because they are related to Moses. Jewish people are some of the most wonderful, nice, respectful, sympathetic, and just kind people you will ever meet. I pity those who are so pissed off and feel so ordinary that they need to make themselves feel better by hating us\!

I am a Jew, I feel bad for you fuckin nazis.

Author: Robin Norbi http://jew.urbanup.com/1257520
146. (jew) (16↑, 75↓)
something with high standards and great body.

ooh what a handsome jew i am\! when anyone enters mobius, they'll think of my brilliant penus.

Author: jewish jewjew http://jew.urbanup.com/4103541
147. (Jew) (54↑, 113↓)
A Jew is someone of the Jewish religion. They are usually rich or well off because they are smart with their money and no how to handle it and know not to spend it on stupid thing. Because we are always rich or well off, we are hated and other religions make some crazy excuse to massacure us and take our stuff, but we always come back and we will always be on this planet\!

michael douglas, woody allen, judy bloom, jerry springer, alicia silverstone, sharon osborn, steven spielberg, billy joel, Harry conick JR. Neil Diamond, Kenny G

148. (jew) (134↑, 194↓)
(v) To Jew someone in the context of video games is to defeat them in a match, either by killing their character or defeating them in any other way.

(playing counter-strike) Dude, that guy was camping and jewed me good.

149. (jew) (199↑, 263↓)
A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

People who practice Judaism should be called Judaists(after all that was the original term for someone who practiced Judaism), not Jews because almost half of Israel's Jewish population is secular(non-religous). But they still consider themselves Jewish because Jews are an ethnic group, not a RELIGIOUS GROUP.

150. (jew) (72↑, 137↓)
people who were blamed, and treated like dirt.

i am part jewish. i have ancestors who were jewish, but later on, one of them switched to christianity though i stand proud and tall as a jew.

151. (jew) (38↑, 106↓)
-A person of Jewish Decent. A rich person or highly inteligent person. (99.9% of jews are quite wealthy and are very smart).

I can't believe Karl Marx, Hitler, Steven Spielberg, Albert Einstein, Leon Trotsky, Alan Greenspan (head of fed reserve basically in charge of all the money in the gov), Ben Stiller, and Johnny Ramone were Jewish (besides hilter who was 50% jewish)

152. (jew) (65↑, 136↓)
made hollywood and the nba, and although cheap, at least can boast the astonishing amount most of them make, also ridic smart-(einstein, da vinci, and the 25 percent of all nobel prize winners), not to mention great entertainers-(speilberg, kubrik) so keep talking shit, while we just up our resume

Adrien Brody, Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Brody, James Franco, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Dylan, Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Jeremy Piven, Scarlet Johansson, Natalie Portman, Harrison Ford, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Paul Newman, Ben Stiller, Leonardo Da Vinci, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Arnold 'Red' Auerbach, Bill Maher, Sandy Koufax, Albert Einstein are all jews\!

Author: Kenny Weinstein http://jew.urbanup.com/2574195
153. (jew) (38↑, 109↓)
a religion/ethnic group that religiously, all catholic people have in them (or at least had ancestors after jeasus who still practiced this religion). i have studied religiously about catholisisim and saw that all catholics have ancestors of this religion, and i do myself now that i have mentioned it. i am proud to be a jew. anyone who is catholic should be proud of their jewish ancestors. i know i am.

i have not as recent jewish ancestors, though i am still proud. i dont plan on celebrating jewish things, but i am still proud of my jewish backround.

154. (Jew) (17↑, 89↓)
Anyone who a gentile decides is Jewish is a Jew. It doesn't matter whether they practice Judaism or have never entered a synagogue. Since the birth of Christianity, being a Jew means to be personally responsible for the death of a rabbi named Joshua, better known through his name in Greek, Jesus Christ. The New Testament takes what was largely a political dispute with a renegade rabbi while Judea, a Roman province, was under military occupation and turns it into a blood libel with no expiration date. A Jew born today will be considered by the gentile world responsible for the death of Jesus. Since Jews have historically been persecuted dating from their dispersion by Rome in 70 AD and thereafter by the Christian world, they are understandably mistrusting of non-Jews, fiercely independent and have learned that education is the only commodity which is truly one's own in any event. Jews are characterized by an excess of pessimism, while they await the next Holocaust and a wicked sense of humor, best known as gallows humor. An example of which is provided below.

Lenny Bruce once said that all his life all he ever heard from gentiles is "The Jews killed Christ." Bruce said he never really believed it until, one year, he bought a house in Lake Ronkonkama, NY which is on Long Island. On the day he moved in, he went down to the basement to clean up. Behind an old bookcase he discovered a note. Bruce read it. It said, "I did it" and it was signed "Morty."

155. (JEW) (29↑, 102↓)
a person who follows Judaism. Usually are very nice people, but have their bad qualities just like all of us. People tend to think of them as the devil, stingy, bad people. Hardcore Christians hate them because they believe they killed Jesus. A thing that is 100% as far as I know is that they have HUGE noses

"Look at that jewbag you idiot" "Hey he's Jewish, what about it?" "Look at his Jew nose"

Author: Darian Hadjiabadi http://jew.urbanup.com/2885207
156. (jew) (139↑, 212↓)
Someone that was born to a Jewish mom or converted his religion to Judaism. That person is not always Israeli, not always white, and not always believes in god\!\!\! The Judaism is a religion and also a nation. All the stereotypes about Jews are right in the same way that Christian people can be cheap and big-nosed, which means it's not right about all the Jews. If someone, for some reason, thinks that I'm wrong- please tell me why. I'm Jew, and I live in Israel, so every word I've said- I guaranty- is true..and that's for sure [sorry about the spelling and grammar mistakes]

John: My father is Jewish Tim: it makes you a Jewish, no? John: no, a Jew is someone that was born to a Jew mother

157. (jew) (72↑, 152↓)
the coolest people on earth

the best part about being a jew is the food\!

Author: goodoldpancakedude http://jew.urbanup.com/2758236
158. (Jew) (43↑, 125↓)
k...lets get this strait 1) a 'Jew' is a person from a cultural group...most are from eastern Europe. 2) some one who is 'Jewish' has a mother who had Jewish parents...whether or not they practice Judaism. 3) Jew can or cannot be offensive. depends on who your talking too. 4) not all 'Jews' are rich, stingy with money, and all those stupid [stereotypes]...if you going to be a [neo-Nazi].... DON'T LIVE IN AMERICA

Just look at her last name...she must be a Jew. "She looks Jewish\!\!\!\!" "so? her mother converted when she married the Christan guy" America my be a free country, but some one has to manage the money....why not the Jews?

Author: Hannah the proudest jewish and christain person you will ever meet http://jew.urbanup.com/2323796
159. (jew) (45↑, 131↓)
one of the best reglions on the word. there are christian people,jewish people,asian[buddahist] people and muslim people. chsrtian hate for jews is just a way to express jealousy,there are good noraml christians and there are jew-hating chrsitians.the "jew loves money" stereotype or long nose is really WRONG and not even fair,because they dont have a big nose.if they make money,it doesnt make them LOVE the money and not give money for others.

Joei : My friend is jewish and i love her his bro : give me her picture...oh god she is hot..i wish i knew more jewish girls LIKE her ^_^

160. (jew) (86↑, 181↓)
The "real" jews, descendants of the Hebrews, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, from the Old Testament, were annihilated for the most part during the first century A.D. 99% of "white" jews we see today are actually descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (name changed to Russia today). These Khazars converted to judaism around 740 A.D. The white jews are NOT the blood descendants of Abraham, Jacob or Moses, from the Old Testament. For more info please do some research and read a book called "The Thirteenth Tribe" written by Arthur Koestler, himself a Khazar. It is sad that the Khazars (who call themselves jews today) are so ashamed of their real ancestors. Shame.

"White jews are descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (named Russia later)."

Author: rachelslight http://jew.urbanup.com/2249232
161. (jew) (609↑, 710↓)
One who is of the jewish faith Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.

Jew: I'm still here... Nazi: I'm not... Jew: Hmm, wonder why?

Author: ........................ http://jew.urbanup.com/1443317
162. (Jew) (48↑, 150↓)
a religion/ethnic group in which have a reputation of being treated like dirt. people blame the jews even though they brought freedom to the world along with blacks. i think that people have no right to blame the jews when all we did is bring freedom\! i have ancestors who were jewish and i get all a+s in science/history/religion/math. mostly religion because i found out religiously that all born catholics have jewish in them. you see, someone jewish came up with this religion and switched to it. before he was born, we all had jewish ancestors. this is true because the religion of catholisisim wasnt thought up yet. so we are all jewish.

i am proud to know that i had ancestors who were jewish. i am proud to have ancestors who brought freedom to the world\!

Author: wikipedia man http://jew.urbanup.com/2469074
163. (Jew) (171↑, 286↓)
Person of the faith of Judaism. They belive that they are the chosen people of god and all others, or non jews are gentiles and are put on the earth to serve people of the jewish faith/jewish blood. Are often stereotyped for being rich.

That jew who runs the pawn shop on the corner just screwed me over.

164. (Jew) (74↑, 193↓)
Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.

Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.

Author: copernicusmike http://jew.urbanup.com/2581315
165. (jew) (97↑, 228↓)
Jews com from one of the sons of Noah whose name is Sem. People who come from Abraham,Isaac,and Jacob.(who come from Sem) They have the richest heritage. No matter how many anti-semites there are in the world, as we see through the centuries of being persecuted , they will always be. In the long run they are the strongest nation ever in this world and will always be. With all the jealousy and hatred in the world that people may have, Jews should'nt give a shit about it, and I can understand why.

People say Jews are rich and cheap, being cheap makes them rich. They know when and how to spend.

Author: enodmelivado http://jew.urbanup.com/1948974
166. (jew) (200↑, 342↓)
1) Noun; An individual who is of the Jewish faith. Known to be great thinkers, athletes, singers, actors, producers (many all at the same time). 2) To swindle or cheat someone out of something, or to short someone in some capacity.

Larry David is the greatest Jew of all Why did you have to jew me on the mayo?

167. (jew) (133↑, 300↓)
The only lasting empire comprised of the twelve hebrew tribes. The religion that Christianity and Islam came from. They copied the whole thing from judaism If your hating than you are a loser. people who say jews are stingy are wrong because they just don't waste their money on a bunch of bullshit that the goyims buy. They are just pissed off because they aren't getting the jew's money because they are stupid. Whoever says jews are greedy is like saying asians are good drivers. learn to love your fellow jew because he is equal or worth more than you\!

Yo Danny christmas is a bullshit holiday because the jews made up all that stuff about santa and the trees. I think jews actually have brains now\! Lets go decorate a tree and then burn it after christmas for no reason.

Author: Borat north of jewtown http://jew.urbanup.com/2128762
168. (jew) (339↑, 516↓)
A race of People who have been terrorized and massacred throughout history....a people who were the victim of mass genocide in WWII. a people who are very ready to defend themselves

bob: can you believe that 6 milliom jews were killed in WWII Rick: Wtf is a jew? Bob: a people who used to make up 1/3 of are city but have been completely wiped from our city (Warsaw, Poland) Rick: wow...lets go listen the that NUMa NUma song

Author: General CheshYeshVek http://jew.urbanup.com/1405328
169. (jew) (337↑, 610↓)
What a jew is: Someone who follows the religion known as Judaism. All jews are recognized citizens of Israel. What a jew is NOT: JEW is NOT a race, get over it. A race is not a religion. A race is not your country of origin. A race is determined by differing physical attributes. What is true about jews: Throughout history they have been the center of many atrocities. They believe they are the chosen people. This stance of putting themselves above everyone else is a part of why they have gone through what they have throughout history. What is not true about jews: While stereotypes do hold a fair amount of truth they are not an absolute. Not all jews are cheap, dirty, smelly, etc. Jews are NOT always the victims and in fact have instigated many of their own problems throughout history. You can't claim you want peace in the middle east and then order air strikes on the opposing police stations. This just furthur takes away that countries ability to do anything about it and instigates more hatred to your own people and resets the peace process every single time. You aren't the chosen people by god. Your no different than anyone else and no better than anyone else. If you were chosen by god why did he hand you the only 100 square mile area of the middle east with no oil? Irony isn't it.

There goes another Jew thinking that thinks Jew is a race.

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